The Superfriends Of The Ring (The Wobbit: A Parody Series Book 2) by Paul Erickson

Author:Paul Erickson [Erickson, Paul]
Language: eng
Format: epub, mobi
Published: 2013-12-05T05:00:00+00:00

In the end there was more than three hours delay, but Promo was used to this. It had been practically impossible to get Puppy out of bed since their journey began. Knob came back from his pony search with the news that there was only one pony available in all of Whee: a worn-out, high-mileage beater owned by Bill Furface.

"Bill Furface?" said Promo. "That figures. It's probably a trick. The pony will probably explode as soon as he starts trotting, or gallop uncontrollably off the nearest cliff."

"No," said Slider. "If I know Bill Furface, his main interest is making money. He probably raised his unibrow in delight when you approached him, Knob. What's his price? Three times the Blue Book value?"

Butterface ended up paying for the pony, after having Mary sign a document: it stated that Mary held Butterface blameless for the loss of his five ponies, and it exonerated both The Dancing Doughnut and Best Uttermost-Western Hotels And Resorts. Later they learned that Mary's ponies were not stolen but driven off, and they eventually found their way back to the Dude's bowling alley where they rejoined their friend Fatty Pumpkin. After some time to unwind, the ponies were traded by the Dude back to Butterface in exchange for a few cases each of coffee liqueur and vodka. Knob treated them well at The Dancing Doughnut, and they avoided the trip to Bordor and the Crotch Of Doom. But they missed a very nice time at Enron's Last Waffle House Resort in Riverdale.

In the meanwhile, there were a lot of angry guests from the south whose horses had also vanished. Barleycorn chose to avoid any paperwork by putting the blame on someone else.

"Where's your friend, the squinty-eyed one?" he said. "He's run off, and so have your horses. You travel with a horse thief, and then your horses disappear. Do the math! How is this my fault? I should be suing you!" The southerners then began bickering about who was actually friends with Mr. Squinty-Eyes.

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